mike

mike
1. (Mike) (5925↑, 2249↓)
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.

Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday\! Best Friend: JEALOUS\! Me: What can I say, he's Mike.

2. (mike) (3153↑, 1640↓)
the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone

he look at the mike over there bet he has a big dick

Author: mike the barbarian http://mike.urbanup.com/3408237
3. (Mike) (1806↑, 1052↓)
Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one. Also. The MOST common English Male Name.

I love you, Mike. Hey Mike\! How's it going?

4. (Mike) (1459↑, 1029↓)
Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'.. and i agree.

hey its mike. what a fucking legend\!\!\!

5. (Mike) (786↑, 364↓)
What you believe to be the average guy. But beneath this quiet boy, beyond what the eye can see, there lies a hero inside. One that if you get to know, can show you love, make you laugh, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Because make makes sure he does not become one person but is always evolving to connect to the one person he wants to share the moment with. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. Mike is only great because of the people around him, without those who make him great, he is nothing. He tries his hardest to make You happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. therefore, he makes a great party favor. A Mike will save the world.

"Mike will listen, I always know he always will". "Hey invite mike\!"

6. (mike) (4000↑, 3647↓)
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

He mike'd it up again. DOH\!

7. (mike) (378↑, 149↓)
Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind\! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.

"holy balls my mind was Miked\!" "my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"

8. (Mike) (2900↑, 2778↓)
A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools

Kid 1: whats that kid doing there? Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike.

9. (Mike) (141↑, 81↓)
Military slang for minutes

We will be arriving at the LZ in five mikes.

10. (Mike) (141↑, 87↓)
A dark haired handsome man.. about average height, with dark eyes and a five o'clock shadow. Mike is as charming as they come...speaking of which he is known to pull really strange faces at times. He will make you smile and laugh really hard, so much so you will end up fizzing pop up your nose (if you were drinking).. its ok though he is really nerdy too. He has the most awesome taste in films and music and is a god of knowledge..well most of the time\! They normally have around 9 dogs simply because they cant say no to puppy dog eyes as they posess such a big heart. The more you get to know Mike the harder you fall for him. He keeps things real and is such a genuine person who puts others before himself.

Amy: ''wanna spoon under my duvet?'' Mike: ''Ummm. Whats a duvet?''

Author: High.Cockalorum http://mike.urbanup.com/5494577
11. (Mike) (274↑, 220↓)
The cutest, most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing, a little shy at times, but really funny\! Colorblind, but he's still the coolest kid ever. Mike is adorable, sweet and I love him\!

Mike: Hey, you in the purple shirt\! Girl: My shirts pink..

Author: cheellleeeee http://mike.urbanup.com/3979823
12. (mike) (122↑, 73↓)
bipolar person, doing weird things

I pulled a mike when i yelled at her in the middle of our hug.

Author: crazydaisy24 http://mike.urbanup.com/4670605
13. (Mike) (184↑, 136↓)
A wonderful, charming, gorgeous, adorable, cute, happy boy who attracts all the older women. He acts like he doesn't like it, but on the inside it's totally obvious. Mike is athletic, social, and fun to be around. He is currently single. I repeat, CURRENTLY SINGLE.

"Woah man, who's that kid who just passed by?" "I dont know, he must be that Mike kid, but I think I'm gay."

Author: simsturgess\! http://mike.urbanup.com/3979828
14. (mike) (101↑, 65↓)
One who sit's inside all day and scopes young children from their window of choice. Usually uses binoculars, at times a telescope if necessary. A total douchebag that usually has an inverted penis. He is also predestined for lifelong virginity. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house. YOUNG MARINE\!\!\!\! A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Mike is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Mike will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Mike's obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. and acts like a dip shit dinosaur

Mike: Shut up, i'm stalking this hot chick. Nick: She's 6 years old.

Author: Johnnylllllllllllllllllll http://mike.urbanup.com/5116964
15. (Mike) (105↑, 69↓)
A person generally known for his ability to fistfuck chimpanzees. Mike's seem to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys, with no pants on, while slapjacking to the beat of any song by Pantera. Commonly known as the coolest person you will ever meat (and yes, it's spelled like that intentionally), Mike's have an insatiable appetite for eating babies. One of Mike's favorite past times is hiding in bushes and throwing his own feces at passersby. While this sounds dirty, I assure you that Mike's are generally not a dirty creature. This has been documented by Mike's enthusiasm for his perfectly shorn nutsack... which will sometimes be presented as a "grapefruit" for those that are lucky enough to see it.

Hi, my name is Mike.

Author: allupinyabuttfoshowitdelscorho http://mike.urbanup.com/4646561
16. (Mike) (55↑, 20↓)
An Irish-Jew. Originates from the the derogatory term "Mick" for an individual of Irish heritage and the more offense "Kike", the derogatory term for an individual of Jewish heritage. Despite it's negative origin, Irish-Jews often take great pride in being Mikes.

Ireland is great, they were the only country not to kick out the Jews. I'm a Mike and proud.

Author: forksandspoons http://mike.urbanup.com/5582446
17. (mike) (70↑, 35↓)
a guy with dark hair that likes to steal chap-stick and use it for his lips.

Look in Mikes pocket\!

18. (Mike) (75↑, 46↓)
An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.

Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up? Yeah, he was a real mike\!

19. (mike) (75↑, 45↓)
the name for a boy who enjoys killing diabetic babies

"HIDE YOUR CHILDREN\! THE MIKE IS NEARING\!\!"

Author: leenieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee http://mike.urbanup.com/4983272
20. (mike) (63↑, 34↓)
one who dresses up like the pope (funny hat optional) and practices torture techniques using nipple clips and car batteries. and collects male chromosomes

mike is so mike

21. (MIKE) (783↑, 754↓)
Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

Oh Look...It's another Mike.

22. (mike) (68↑, 43↓)
a secret hit man whos is gay also likes godd music and can act very homosexual at times

oh mike is such a mike

23. (Mike) (95↑, 71↓)
noun. A pansy ass bitch. adjective. The state of being a pansy ass bitch. verb. 1. Doing something pansy like a bitch. 2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.

Yo, don't be like Mike. Yo, his ass just pulled a Mike. Mike, you're a pansy ass bitch\!

Author: Blingman I be shinin' http://mike.urbanup.com/4635155
24. (Mike) (34↑, 17↓)
A female genitalia cleanser...

Mike's a douche...

Author: Dan Punk Rock France http://mike.urbanup.com/5815441
25. (Mike) (57↑, 40↓)
Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke

I Miked it

Author: lucylucylulu http://mike.urbanup.com/4731415
26. (Mike) (33↑, 17↓)
A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.

Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative. Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.

27. (Mike) (31↑, 17↓)
Someone to hot for you. Can sing very well. Makes everyman inside the room with him jizz their pants so much, they die.

i bet that guy is a mike

28. (Mike) (543↑, 529↓)
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.

The file server has been Miked

Author: purplepangolin http://mike.urbanup.com/2421913
29. (Mike) (19↑, 9↓)
The man who will look at a dude's crotch and if he likes what he sees he'll try to hit on you or add you on facebook. Has a Real sore asshole i must say.Regularly streams free porn on his computer with internet that he stole from his neighbor and Masturbates daily all the time.get done in under 2 minutes usually then he goes to sleep thinking believing he just scored fo shure. Thinks he a player but only scored himself.

Another one of those Mikes walked by me looked at my crotch and smiled. I'm pretty sure it was a mike again he masturbates all the time too specially. He tries to suck his own dick alot too but fails nomatter how long his tongue is. also Likes listening to his parents having sex...

30. (mike) (168↑, 158↓)
Short form of microphone.

Yo, gimme that mike\!

31. (Mike) (162↑, 157↓)
The action of masterbating, while takin a dump, while eating a peanut butter sandwhich.

Whoa i toke the biggest Mike yesterday.

Author: fat boy12341234 http://mike.urbanup.com/3165139
32. (Mike) (7↑, 3↓)
A guy who love to have fun with Echo Sound Woman.

Person 1 - 'Did you see that guy with Echo Sound Woman? Person 2 - 'Yeah, he's such a Mike...'

33. (Mike) (1↑, 0↓)
A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.

"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike\!" "Eeeew\!"

Author: shiiiittbitches. http://mike.urbanup.com/6330260
34. (Mike) (1↑, 0↓)
A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.

- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here? - Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance -Hello Mike, how's going? -Hello Sir, but my name is.. -I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you

35. (Mike) (1↑, 0↓)
Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed” Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike. If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short. I love mike so much, it makes me crazy

Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike.

Author: IloveMrPerfection http://mike.urbanup.com/6282487
36. (mike) (1↑, 1↓)
fat piece of shit

She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike

37. (Mike) (2↑, 2↓)
Mike is a ridiculously amazing person. He can make anything using his lovely hands, and most of the time it's for the kids. He can be deep, dark and poetic one moment, and a sweetheart-gentleman the next. It is nice to know him from all sides. In fact, Mike looks amazing from any angle. He makes apple sauce in my eyes.

Mike is so wonderful, I think I opposite-of-hate him.

Author: LilyMikesGirl http://mike.urbanup.com/6123278
38. (Mike) (3↑, 5↓)
Most loving guy in the world You will love him forever and never let him go A funny, loving, caring, sexy beast and you will fucking love him for the rest of your life.

Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there? Girl 1: Yeah I fucking love him\! Girl 2: But I want him\! Guy 2: Doesnt everybody? Mike: Don't worry there is plenty of me to go around.

Author: Margaret Thompny http://mike.urbanup.com/6096092
39. (Mike) (8↑, 10↓)
The worst of the boys out there- Mike. He's adorable, sweet, and kind. Easy to love and fall in love with, and he makes you give him your all with complete willingness. But in reality, he doesn't even care about you, he's embarrassed of you, won't talk to you in certain publics, and won't message you back. He will avoid you at all costs unless he has no way out. A complete heart breaker, and a self centered asshole who fucks around with your friends. And a waste of time. Stay away from Mikes.

I'm sorry that boy broke your heart, is just how they are. A Mike.

40. (mike) (1↑, 4↓)
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both

You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.

41. (mike) (1↑, 4↓)
A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.

42. (Mike) (54↑, 57↓)
A MAN WHO CAN CUM RAINBOWS

holy shit why does that chick have rainbows all over her? Mike...

43. (Mike) (15↑, 19↓)
Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours\!" Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions\!"

Author: thekid121314 http://mike.urbanup.com/5654854
44. (Mike) (130↑, 134↓)
one who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.

"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich" "no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. [noob]" "yeah what an [orp]" "[lawls]" "lawls indeed, lawls indeed

Author: im not Phill http://mike.urbanup.com/3887254
45. (mike) (139↑, 144↓)
A sexy sweet boyfriend.

Brooke Barnett has the BEST mike in the world.

Author: Micheal's love http://mike.urbanup.com/4074882
46. (Mike) (13↑, 19↓)
The most amazing boyfriend. This guy is always looking out for others and will always be there for you when you need him. Hot and sexy, the sound of his voice is enough to make his girlfriend's heart beat faster than ever. So irresistible and endearing that it will make you fall in love with him every time you hear him. The most amazing kisser and always has time to talk to his girl. He's so amazing that you will never stop thinking about him.

I am the luckiest girl in the world because I have the most amazing guy in the whole world and he is the only one I see. I can't live without Mike K.

47. (mike) (30↑, 36↓)
to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.

Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month." Jennie: I was but I was miked.

Author: Mr Stability http://mike.urbanup.com/4605718
48. (Mike) (10↑, 20↓)
The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.

Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight\! Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight. Person 1: Oh wow\! You're so lucky\!

Author: johnnyappleseedjizzcakes http://mike.urbanup.com/5937884
49. (mike) (32↑, 45↓)
the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet

mike is awesome.

50. (Mike) (70↑, 83↓)
A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.

Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."

Author: assassin3111 http://mike.urbanup.com/4218288
51. (Mike) (52↑, 69↓)
Well , hey its mike. what a fucking legend\!\!\! "Mike will listen, I always know he always will". "hey\! who drank all of my beer??\!" "oh it was that mike kid\!" A man's man \!\!\!\!\! Tells it as it is \!

Mike tells it as it is his pet name for his girl is 'Moby Dick' Told her last time he saw an arse like that it had a harpoon in it \!

Author: mary from the dairy http://mike.urbanup.com/4599461
52. (mike) (67↑, 86↓)
A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.

Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis." Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl." Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."

53. (Mike) (70↑, 90↓)
The guy that is kind, and is a bit of a bad boy with tatoos and piercings. But his eyes capture your heart at every glance. He is the protective boyfriend/husband, which always reasures you that he loves you. He is a guy that you wish loved you. When you feel the connection with Mike, it is impossible to let him go. His kindness is true, and his laugh is contagious. If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.

wow...Mike is dreamy\! Mike has the eyes of a sex god\! Mikes are so. like...puzzles Im in love with Mike\!

54. (Mike) (34↑, 58↓)
Okay, so a guy called Mike is usually very sexy and funny. You can talk to Mike for hours and never ever get bored. When you look at him, he takes away your breath \<== That's how hot and sexy he is.Usually people say that hot people are dumb and very conceited. And most of the time this is true... but NOT when talking about MIke. Even though he is extremely hot and bangable, he is also pretty smart and understanding. Sometimes he may act like he is very conceited and "into himself" kid, but he is just pretending, trust me. If you get to know MIke, you will soon understand that he is one of the best friends you can ever have. He may be a very big dick( usually he refers to himself as an 'asshole'). Nevertheless, he is one of the sweetest and caring people you will ever meet. Naturally,most Mikes skate, but other may ride a bike, scooter, and car as well.ALso some mikes are 'Scene' Mikes usually LOVE music. They say that Music is one of the biggest parts of their lives. scientific name for Mike is Mikeuis Sexyoulis Fuckaholicus. \<3

1.Me: hey look at this kid\! he is mad fucking hot\! My friend: DUHH. His NAme is MIke \! DUH 2. Syd: OMG\! This kid loves music kerry: DUh. HE is a total MIke

Author: damnvanitysex http://mike.urbanup.com/5059951
55. (mike) (389↑, 413↓)
A person named Mike is a person people make fun of you for liking. If you like Mike you will get mocked by your peers. The girls who do like 'Mike' won't own up to it out of judgement from peers. This is a guy who is easily made fun of by the opposite sex due to his situation in life, his looks and his lack of luck.

I liked Mike until other females found out about it. They warned me I would be commiting 'Social Suicide' if I were to date a guy as unnatractive and unnacomplished as he is.

56. (Mike) (95↑, 120↓)
Mike is the king of douchebags. Literally. He enjoys sucking on Michael Jackson's dead penis and touching his little boyfriends. Mike has been charged of sexual harassment many times before, however, this is not the only reason beautiful girls (or ugly ones for that matter) stay clear of this obese pig. His favorite food is big, fat, sausages (I wonder why), his life is a dreaded suckfest, which is all the time. Although he claims that they don't sit well in his hairy, rotting colon infested with Hitler's earwigs; it doesn't mix well with little boy's cum in his stomach. The "ass-ugly" gene happens to run in his family. His sister is literally the ugliest piece of shit you will ever see in your life. There has been diarrhea prettier than her. No joke. He usually tries to go for blonde hoes, however he once had his chance with a champion, and he lost it because he is a small-penis motherfucker.

Mike: Doesn't anyone like me?\! The world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!

57. (Mike) (123↑, 150↓)
A sexy, egotistical man who is more in love with himself than the girlfriend he's been with and loved for ages. A narcissus but with good reason. An intelligent man with a nice big cock. The guy you'll fall madly in love with but no matter how much he says he's yours, you'll never have his complete and total love and commitment because there is one other person he's committed to and that's himself. And no matter how much he might try to make it seem like you come first, he'll always have that bit of apathy to you, that bit of not caring what you have to say. A Mike is a man who likes to be the one talking and has no regard for your words, except for on very few occasions. Despite all this, he is everything and anything you've ever wanted.

Marianna was madly in love with this guy; this guy said he loved her back but never completely showed his love for her like his love for himself. This guy was a mike.

Author: Marianna's Persona http://mike.urbanup.com/3845934
58. (mike) (94↑, 122↓)
a hairy beast with an 80's fro, kinda looks like a goon, loves spongebob and pig squealing music,likes girls with big tits, looks like the guy from juno when he sings in front of people, resides on the wet side, owns a dog who likes to hump girls with big asses. mike is the kind of guy that makes you scream "LITTLE PISSER\!", and he will drink all of your orange juice so watch out\!

"hey\! who drank all of my orange juice??\!" "oh it was that mike kid\!"

Author: poopfaceasshole http://mike.urbanup.com/3699610
59. (Mike) (22↑, 52↓)
Mike steeles your heart, is perfect in every single way. He is a real man, a man you want to spend the rest of your life with. He is romantic leaving you hopelessly in love with him. Every time you are with him he makes you feel like a beautiful angel An extraordinary man, always honest, he is loving, kindhearted, thoughtful and an absolute genius. He is perfection, inside and out. He has most inviting eyes, easy to get lost in. a sweet however, extremely seductive grin. He is sexiest man alive. Two strong arms, the kind that make you feel safe. A rock hard six pack that goes along with his amazing chest. His chiseled cheeks and thick legs complete him. Truly he is the man of your dreams.

Everybody loves a Mike\!

60. (mike) (34↑, 67↓)
cock suckers who think there better than everyone because they are able to breathe. these dumb asses actually think that there worth something when in reality there is no difference between them and a piece of shit. they in return try to make themselves look all big and bad by yelling and causing a rucas when in reality theyre the most cowardly and pathetic people in the united states

friend - whatcha think about mike me - the world would be better without that stupid fuck [gay] [douche] [shit] [anal wart] [nazi]

Author: nunyabidness13 http://mike.urbanup.com/5102282
61. (Mike) (9↑, 43↓)
Mike Malone seems like the perfect, amazing, handsome guy that you are best friends with, but then he seems to decide that its okay to break your heart and ruin your friendship\! Then you are never friends again and he hates you and tries to ruin your life.

You: MIKE JUST SAID WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE\!\!\!\! Friend: Its okay hunny, he's just a mike.

Author: cupcakesrockmysocksoff143 http://mike.urbanup.com/5497283
62. (mike) (13↑, 47↓)
a total acid freak. doesn't ask a girl out until she literally hands him a condom. sucks at halo. superior music taste. imma marry him.

Man, I heard Mike was a total acid freak. Yeah, he can go an hour without doin' a thing.

63. (Mike) (187↑, 221↓)
A nickname for a skinny ass white boy whos name is actually michael. They tend to be fake and trick valnurable girls so they can get what they want. They tend to be very horny and very shallow. They will take any ass they can get but they will only date girls who they think are smoking hot. Basically they dont care about anyone but themselves and will do anything for a good laugh.

Omg I cant believe I fell for Mike again im so stupid\!

Author: chucknorris103 http://mike.urbanup.com/4043146
64. (Mike) (18↑, 53↓)
Mike is my best friend. With a fairly large dick and is a manwhore. Black, fershure. And yet, the coolest guy to be around.

"Whos that blackie over there?" 'Oh.. its just mike."

65. (mike) (716↑, 752↓)
a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.

"Hey check this out" "Woah, nice mike"

Author: mike zylstra http://mike.urbanup.com/2795935
66. (Mike) (163↑, 200↓)
a man with an extremely small penis

"Is it in yet"-Girl "Yeh"-Guy "O u must be a Mike"-Girl

Author: Is it a word i can say? http://mike.urbanup.com/1629036
67. (Mike) (14↑, 52↓)
This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a [dike] and he sometimes rides a [bike]. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named [Avery] who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.

Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life. When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike

Author: Ding Dong Dick http://mike.urbanup.com/5283143
68. (MIKE) (20↑, 59↓)
boy who has hair resembling a lion

that guy needs a hair cut, has a mike

69. (Mike) (26↑, 66↓)
Mike's the type of guy any girl would love to have. He's very random and can always make you laugh. He was the cute shy guy in school which made all the ladies go crazy for him. ;) He's changed a lot since then and everyday is like a new begining. He likes to rap and is very good at doing it\!\! Sometimes you'll be frustrated at how easy his words come out, but heck you cant be mad cause its just so darn cute. He's that boy you always dreamed about but never thought existed.

Mike: Is My Buttercup. Mike: Not the Packer Coach\!

70. (Mike) (69↑, 116↓)
a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him\!

mike broke up wit me on my bday wat a douch

71. (mike) (137↑, 193↓)
Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.

Hey that mike picked up on maria the mexican chick

72. (Mike) (16↑, 73↓)
slightly ginger with little bits of blonde, he is the king of the lands, he reserves the right to pick all the fair maidens for his tupping.

here comes mike king of all the land

Author: long serving queen of mike http://mike.urbanup.com/4727794
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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